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This page contains links to all of the public discussions for this group. We maintain a separate protected web for internal group discussions and notes.
Requirements Discussion
We use this discussion to record suggestions about the features that should or shouldn't be included in our panel and to engage in a public dialog regarding the merits of various requests for enhancements. Anyone is welcome to submit suggestions.
 kram.enamay@yahoo.com
Knowledge Base
We use this discussion to record common questions and answers that crop up in the course of working on our group Appropriate topics include software or hardware configuration, good sources of tools, and anything else that people in the group or interested in similar areas would find generally useful. and etc.
Suggested techniques for the balili boys to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness:
1 Masturbation.
2 Rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends.
3 Cleaning your dirty dick.
4 Further masturbation.
5 Rewiring Walkman.
6 Arguing about religion and meaning of life.
7 Discussing in detail, every woman the boys has ever fucked(if it's true naman).
8 Debating differences, such as Cuban vs. Mexican, Harleys vs. Hondas, left- vs. right-handed masturbation.
9 Further cleaning of dick.
10 Studying of phillipino mail order bride catalogue.
11 Further masturbation.
12 Planning of boys first meal on return home.
13 Imagining what a boy girlfriend and her man Jody are doing in the hey, or in the alley, or in a hotel bed. |
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An Engineer in Hell
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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BALILI BOYZ & etc
