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This page contains a list of scheduled project events, and key milestones and deliverables.
In addition, we maintain the following prioritized lists of what we're working on this week, and what we plan to do next week:
This week
- sleeping doing nothing because of insufficient money to play dota
- watching tv all day long until midnight
- playing with our balls
- wasting our hate
- dreaming that someday we will become a minister of death
- looking for a job that ain't a job
- dreaming on outdoing each other
- listening to good quality music(metallica,etc)
Next week
- going to church(joke we never go to church)
- planning to load our mobile phone(30 php)
- going to a birthday in greenvalley(whos birthday)(not very important)
- going to a wedding(important)
- kill Rial
- getting a new haircut
- buying a cyanide pill
- planning to buy a hand grenade(if available)(if money is sufficient)
Monday , 1:30 pm
Monthly arak(liqure) review.
Location:: in hell or mcby's store
Friday , 10:00 am
Play dota online
Location: balili boyz lab or western computer center(balili)
Q1 -- Feasibility study and going to cesmin bauang beach
Completed.
Summary available.
Q3 -- Going to itogon hot spring
2/3 done.
Projected completion: September 29th.
Q4 -- Going to asin hot spring for the second time
On track.
Projected ship date: December 11th.
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An Engineer in Hell
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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BALILI BOYZ & etc
